by the numbers
by the numbers by UnfunnyBob August 28, 2018
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by the numbers
Guy 1: Lotta dudes are by the numbers
Guy 2: Cause it works
Guy 1: Damn right it works
Guy 1 & 2 high five
Guy 2: Cause it works
Guy 1: Damn right it works
Guy 1 & 2 high five
by the numbers by I’ll fuck your bitch April 5, 2018
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fuck by the numbers
He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?
She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.
He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).
<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>
She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.
He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).
<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>
fuck by the numbers by Ginny P. December 17, 2011
The Who By Numbers
The Who By Numbers:
1."Slip Kid" – 4:31
2."However Much I Booze" – 5:02
3."Squeeze Box" – 2:42
4."Dreaming From the Waist" – 4:07
5."Imagine a Man" – 4:04
6."Success Story" (Entwistle) – 3:22
7."They Are All in Love" – 3:02
8."Blue, Red and Grey" – 2:49
9."How Many Friends" – 4:06
10."In a Hand or a Face" – 3:25
1."Slip Kid" – 4:31
2."However Much I Booze" – 5:02
3."Squeeze Box" – 2:42
4."Dreaming From the Waist" – 4:07
5."Imagine a Man" – 4:04
6."Success Story" (Entwistle) – 3:22
7."They Are All in Love" – 3:02
8."Blue, Red and Grey" – 2:49
9."How Many Friends" – 4:06
10."In a Hand or a Face" – 3:25
The Who By Numbers by Taxman September 18, 2006
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