UnfunnyBob's definitions

by the numbers

Following an exact procedure while doing something.

Make sure everything goes by the numbers.

by UnfunnyBob August 28, 2018

The Juice

A nickname for the football player Orenthal James "O.J" Simpson

I used to idolize The Juice.

by UnfunnyBob January 5, 2019

as good as dead

Being in a very bad situation with no way out

Billy: The principal told my mom that I hit someone
Joe: You're as good as dead

by UnfunnyBob July 28, 2016

Execution

The act of carrying out a death sentence, typically due to a major infraction of the law. This is most commonly done by injection of a deadly substance. Certain countries have public executions, public events where people are welcome to watch the executions of felons. The term is also associated with the murder of hostages at the hands of terrorists.

Terrorist groups usually videotape the execution of their hostages

by UnfunnyBob July 23, 2016