buzzad 

Means a lot of things such as: Lame, not gonna happen,or simply just no

Guy number 1: bro will you take me to this girl house
Guy number 2: you buzzad

buzzad by Me.shlong October 15, 2021

washington buzzards 

a slang term used to describe the Washington bullets/wizards franchise. It combines their new team name with the old to portray a very accurate description of the general state of the franchise.

Did you hear Lebron James dropped a triple double on the Washington Buzzards last night? They sure are pathetic!

washington buzzards by chrisdacraker February 23, 2010

Buzzed 

That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.

"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"

Buzzed by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

buzzde 

A person who picks parsley with his nonna in the garden and when they speak they sound like they say 'z' instead of 's'.

Nonna: "Hey buzzde come and help pick the parsley its not gonna pick its self."

Buzzde: "zettle down il be there in a zeccond."

buzzde by Dwayne Popes August 8, 2012

barely buzzed 

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.

"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"

barely buzzed by turk10777 August 28, 2014

buzzed tomato 

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

buzzed tomato by alierpantz January 10, 2013

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

turkey buzzard by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015