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Super Buttwhole Magik 

(noun) A type of cancer found in the anal area. Usually caused by excessive faggotry and bad trolling.
Shit son, I think I just got super buttwhole magik

ButtHoleCockPenis007 

The best phrase used by class 20-007 to get the attention of the cock guzzling thunder cunt cadre who snoop on students by video and undermine instead of training, coaching, and mentoring.
ButtHoleCockPenis007 is why our adversaries will win the counterintelligence fight!

Bigfoot Butthole 

When a chick's asshole is packed and overflowing with crispy, long, pubic hair.
My boy Wagz was banging this Indian chick and when he flipped her over to hit it doggie, he was taken over by her Bigfoot butthole.
Bigfoot Butthole by JStackz June 8, 2017

Butthole Cancer 

Butthole Cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
If you're a gay man, then your chances of getting infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or butthole cancer) are quite high.
Butthole Cancer by Medical School October 18, 2019

keep it on the butthole 

To keep secret or private; possessing information or material that is confidential, only to an individual or select few, and must remain that way.

Popularized in late 2020 Western New York during the COVID-19 pandemic.
I don’t think we should tell Anthony about this. He has never been able to keep it on the butthole with anything. If I know that guy, he will tell everyone and their mother.
keep it on the butthole by z.e.M.D December 16, 2020

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome 

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.
I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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