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buttsprung 

the wear area of the recliner after extensive use
no more sex on the lazyboy, its totally buttsprung
buttsprung by lightseeka August 2, 2011
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buttprong 

An ignominious, sniveling, arrogant, whiny little twerp who thinks his opinion means something important. Quick
to criticize political enemies with ad hominems, taunts, threats, and physical challenges. First coined, righteously, on

1980's usenet newsgroups to identify political enemies on groups such as alt.flame.faggots, alt.flame.fucking.faggots, talk.abortion, and several other politically fiery newsgroups. This expression encompassed many meanings using only a single word!
"You are an asshole for being pro-life." And in reply, a poster responds: "And you and your ilk are assholes for being pro-choice, buttprong."
buttprong by 88_Fingers April 17, 2019

Buttprune 

Dried feces stuck between the butt cheeks, tend to appear if you don't wipe good enough.
Did you stick it in her ass?

No, she had Buttprune.
Buttprune by ahhyeah November 15, 2010

Buttscrounger 

A particularly lowly form of Tramp life, one who scours the ground outside public houses looking for pre-smoked fag ends in the hopes of getting a free dose of herpes to go with their emphysema.
"Jesus will you look at that minging buttscrounger over there? reminds me of Jono!"
Buttscrounger by Andy K47 April 1, 2008

buttsponge 

A GAY ASS FAGGOT WHO TAKES DICK UP HIS ASS
THAT BUTTSPONGE HAS SUCKED COCK IN EVERY BAR BETWEEN HERE AND SOHO
buttsponge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Butt Sprung 

A knit suit or skirt out of shape in the rear.
My late wife's ass had gotten so big that she butt sprung all those expensive skirts I bought her.
big ass women worn out clothes huge butts
Butt Sprung by Stendig October 12, 2010

buttstruggler 

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.
Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.
buttstruggler by Niggadicks November 11, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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