Buttprune 

Dried feces stuck between the butt cheeks, tend to appear if you don't wipe good enough.

Did you stick it in her ass?

No, she had Buttprune.

Buttprune by ahhyeah November 15, 2010

buttpoundosis 

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying

That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)

buttpoundosis by George C. March 25, 2004

buttpoundosis 

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

buttpoundosis by Nelson Drew April 5, 2004

buttprong 

An ignominious, sniveling, arrogant, whiny little twerp who thinks his opinion means something important. Quick
to criticize political enemies with ad hominems, taunts, threats, and physical challenges. First coined, righteously, on

1980's usenet newsgroups to identify political enemies on groups such as alt.flame.faggots, alt.flame.fucking.faggots, talk.abortion, and several other politically fiery newsgroups. This expression encompassed many meanings using only a single word!

"You are an asshole for being pro-life." And in reply, a poster responds: "And you and your ilk are assholes for being pro-choice, buttprong."

buttprong by 88_Fingers April 17, 2019

Carbon buttprint 

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.

I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.

Carbon buttprint by J Scotts January 16, 2009

Buttprint 

The residual mark or imprint of an individual's butt cheeks, left upon a particular substrate where the person has been previously seated.

Marsha left a perfectly symmetrical buttprint on my nogahide sofa.

Buttprint by Woodrow Charles January 13, 2008

buttersness 

similar to nastyness!
Ugly-ness
Nasty-ness
Distgusting-ness

Person 1: coughing every 2 seconds not covering his mouth
Person 2: blad take your buttersness home. Dont be trying to spread your butters germs everywhere.

buttersness by dipz187 December 27, 2011