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Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
Buttness by Mango#5 September 14, 2009
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Butney Kaboose 

A person with severe acne on their buttocks who is also a Krusty Masoose
That boy is such a “Butney Kaboose”
Butney Kaboose by Heisenberg96 December 2, 2019
A generalised word for a corset wearing female with a large bottom.
Oh look, there goes butney.
Butney by butneybutney March 6, 2009
Though he could reach the zits on his face, he wasn't limber enough to pop his buttne on his ass with the compass.
buttne by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

Buttgeyser 

Real name of an alcoholic beverage that Americans (and only Americans) refer to as "beer".
The name was supposedly chosen to better reflect the original taste.

Originated from Postal 2.
Jeez dude, you call that beer? That cat piss tastes like Buttgeyser!
Buttgeyser by MasterJoe August 13, 2006
The most wonderful person in the world. My best friend and soul mate. Her smile is like the sun, and when she cries it rips your heart out and you want to hold her forever. She's silly and makes you pee your pants in public. She's a nerd and she doesn't care what you have to say about her. She's the reason that you straighten your hair and the reason you wake up with a smile!
Those thick framed glasses are soooo burtney!
Burtney by Sarah Michelle. June 10, 2008
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