Burtney

The most wonderful person in the world. My best friend and soul mate. Her smile is like the sun, and when she cries it rips your heart out and you want to hold her forever. She's silly and makes you pee your pants in public. She's a nerd and she doesn't care what you have to say about her. She's the reason that you straighten your hair and the reason you wake up with a smile!

Those thick framed glasses are soooo burtney!

by Sarah Michelle. June 10, 2008

Butney Kaboose

A person with severe acne on their buttocks who is also a Krusty Masoose

That boy is such a “Butney Kaboose”

by Heisenberg96 December 2, 2019

Butney

A generalised word for a corset wearing female with a large bottom.

Oh look, there goes butney.

by butneybutney March 6, 2009

Burney

A sex pot of brilliance and wit wrapped in an adorable being.

Have you met Burney? She's intense, man.

by Leo26397 January 15, 2010

Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.

Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.

by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010

Sneak-in at Burneys

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".

"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.

by Thugnasty7 May 1, 2015

Burney

A little old bobuska. see bobuska and old.

hmmmmm. idk

by Jessie June 19, 2003