buttmusic

Buttmusic, N. audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not necessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.

Rock's eye-watering, paint-peeling, buttmusic lead to a stampede among the Wal-Mart shoopers.

by Rock Kowulz December 28, 2005

Buttmunch

Seemingly derogatory term but often used with affection. In the classic sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, the brothers call each other buttmunch but with a smile and a pat on the back. The word can also be used as a sexually suggestive term, using it on someone you would actually like to munch on your butt.

1. Reese to Malcolm: Way to go buttmunch! I'm proud of you!
2. Reese to Malcolm (pulling down his pants): Hey buttmunch, dive in!

by zekebones May 11, 2018

buttmunch

a term made poular by beavis and butthead, commonly referring to beavis.

beavis, shut up you buttmunch!

by daniel knight July 7, 2003

buttmuncher

1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.

1. "Oh look! A wild buttmuncher!"
2. "You stupid little buttmucher!"

by Blah May 12, 2003

Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

buttmunchery

1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.

2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.

I've been committing buttmunchery all afternoon.

They sometimes dabble in buttmunchery.

I've been a victim of my son's buttmunchery.

by errochtybuttmeisters July 30, 2011

Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown

Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"

Sean is a real buttmunchingfuckstickassclown. He also sucks dick.

by Colon McTurdsmear March 17, 2010