beavis

shriveled, flaccid penis; weak and inconsequential faux authority figure
That security guard thinks he's a badass, but he's nothing but a beavis.
by rovingardener May 19, 2005
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a hanging booger from one's nose
Dude, wipe your nose you have a fuckin beavis
by killin time k October 02, 2011
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beavis

To feverishly stuff food or drink in you face.
Man, did you see that chick? She was beavising those pancakes.
by jward242 August 02, 2008
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beavis

a lively young character who is ever present around the imfamous area known as menai (the ghetto) his bright sparky character and gigantic gummy smile are the mood setter at any party. (HEYYYYYY CHRISSSSS WHERESSSS BEAVISSSSSS)
wheres beavis and shaloub?
by flexmaster March 12, 2007
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Beavis

1. one of the two main characters from the MTV show "Beavis and Butthead"
2. used in slang to respond to a person who has just spoken. It sometimes follows something simple which was said or denotes a slight disbelief in what was said. It could also indicate that someone isn't too bright.
"I'm gonna get rich by doing what that guy did."
"Ok, Beavis."

"Watch, I'll fix this myself. It isn't dangerous."
"Uh, Beavis?"
by kyohaku August 06, 2008
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Beavis

male equivalent to the "dumb blonde" stereotype; taken from the television series Beavis and Butt-Head created by Mike Judge. dumbblondeman
"They misunderestimated me."
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)

...best example of a beavis.
by ChaChaVia September 11, 2008
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"I just cut my beavis on my zipper" or "I just caught my brother rubbing his beavis in the bathroom"
by Solleen October 13, 2013
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