Buttmint

Buttmint--like a breathmint, but for your boyfriend's or husband's butt. Used when double dating occurs and friendly competition (wii bowling, archery, etc) and beer drinking games and wagers are combined together to create an unholy stinkiness that burns your nostrils and singes your nose hairs and makes the girlfriends or wives wonder if they are going to have to wash brown streaks out of their "better" half's undies. Buttmints are needed when you must create a "fart-room" that "better" halfs must go to, to release said unholy stinkiness. Buttmints are needed when a boyfriend/husband thinks they have shat themselves (yes, shat--past tense of shit) when they have only just farted. Hopefully they will be coming to a store near you. Patent pending. : )

"Oh my God. I'm going to throw up because you stink. We have guests. Go to the bathroom. You need a buttmint."

Buttmint by Gas masked girlfriend/wife January 26, 2012

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buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

buttmitton by ben November 13, 2003

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Buttmitt

(adjective) Alternative to awesome, legendary, radical etc.

(Noun) The entire area between ones legs

(verb) "Buttmitting" to have sex in the butt and in the mitt at the same time

(adjective) Man lastnight was so buttmitt, can even believe i'm still alive

(noun) OMG Garyyy!! How much "buttmitt" did you get lastnight?? I saw you go in your camper with 3 chicks for chist sakes

(verb) Brute and Sally were "Buttmitting" all night long it sounded like a toilet getting plunged

Buttmitt by Brettmitt January 9, 2013