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buttine by Kookabouragh August 22, 2009
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Balloon Butting
Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.
Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
Balloon Butting by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014
Buttness
Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
Nut Butting
When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.
Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?
Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
Nut Butting by Aaron East August 19, 2012
Head-butting
When you have sex with a pregnant female. The term comes from the fictitious contact between the head of the erect penis and that of the infant.
"How was your night with prego Sally last night?"
"Let's just say we did some serious head-butting!"
"Niceeeeee"
"Let's just say we did some serious head-butting!"
"Niceeeeee"
Head-butting by ForeverBethBredl February 15, 2010
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