buttflakes

Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.

person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"

by hokey dokey August 29, 2008

butt flakes

A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

Buttflake

A motor vehicle driver that, when turning left, does not enter the nearest correct lane.

Stupid buttflake! Now I can't change lanes!

by #1Fanilow November 13, 2006

buttfake

(v) To pull a practical joke on someone.

We buttfaked that dude by putting a dead skunk in his car.

by Jackel in El Centro April 25, 2006

buttcakes

a name given to cute buns. aka bootys

Marlisa has cute lil' buttcakes :)

by supersexyawesomelawl August 17, 2010

buttflies

A person who is a nuscance, a buttfly, like the flies on a horses ass. Gay men who hit on straight men. Gay men who make unwanted advances on other gay men.

We had to leave. Buttflies were so thick, you couldn't fart without hitting one in the face.

by Jim Inman August 28, 2006

buttflake

the stuff underneath ur fingernails after u scrath ur ass; also used as a term like butthead, an insult much as nubcake

Ace, you are a buttflake.

by Toad October 25, 2004