buttermating

To fuck a stick of butter.

Want to try buttermating?

buttermating by John_doe42069 December 21, 2022

Busterbating

The act of masturbating on public transportation in view of other riders. Can be performed by a bus bandit or even by a driver or conductors. For an extra thrill, you can also videotape yourself and post the videos later online for others to enjoy. The solo version of a bus job.

"I was on my way to work this morning and the guy in front of me was either busterbating or he had one nasty case of crabs."

Busterbating by adurabull August 26, 2013

butterfasting 

Butterfasting is the best way for teenagers who troll pro ana boards to lose weight.

The butterfast is amazingly simple. All you do is eat a stick of butter in the morning (can be melted or nonmelted). For the rest of the day, you can basically eat whatever you want until the butter passes through. It seems completely illogical, but the butter doesnt lie.

I think it coats your stomach or intestines (you know, the part that absorbs the calories?). And the food just passes right on by.

Warning, the butterfast does have a slight laxative effect, but butterfasting is much gentler than laxing.

OMG Anne!! I have prom coming up in a week? I need to lose weight really quick!! Im butterfasting until I drop ten pounds. You in?

butterfasting by i rock i rock i rock January 9, 2007

Butterboating 

Verb. To shake ones face back and forth while placed in between the butt cheeks of another.

Derived from the term Moterboating.

That stripper did not appreciate the man with greasy cheeks butterboating here without asking.

Butterboating by Butterboater June 9, 2009

Butterboating

Its like motor boating but instead of boobs its your butt

Going butterboating at the strip club.

Butterboating by Wldflwr79 January 14, 2026