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Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.
1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.
Rape-butter by Apologizing May 13, 2017

Buttergape 

To be attractive in almost every way except for the gape.
"Dude, she's alright, but she's a total buttergape."
Buttergape by Lohkabre September 23, 2009

butterrace 

A girl who you like everything about physically except her race. Some people just naturally like their own race and some people are afraid of social persecution, so these factors can turn a girl into a butterrace.
John: Ain't that girl fly? George: Yeah it's cool she's hot on paper but I'm just not into Mongolian girls so to me she's unfortunately a butterrace.
butterrace by alex0888 January 22, 2010