butter pole 

Similiar to "Whiskey Dick" butter pole is a penis that cannot get errect.

When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.

Jimmy can't satisfy his wife. He has butter pole.

butter pole by BranPaul February 28, 2009

buttergolem 

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

Butterhole 

a individual who tends to stay home and masturbate to comics and the weather channel

Tyler Roberts is such a butterhole

Butterhole by shitbagger696914 September 21, 2009

butterplex 

FUCKIN AWESOME! Something excellent. As smooth as a supermodels bottom.

Dude: did you check out that new skatepark?

Bro: Yaya butterplex!

butterplex by Poopypotomus September 1, 2017

Butterhole 

Noun.
1. And individual who metaphorically and / or literally butters someone's asshole.
2. A suck up who's fakeness and agenda is masked by her incessant need to make people think she is sweet and innocent.

3. A manipulative bitch.

Even though Cassidy made Ginger cry, everyone still likes her because she is a butterhole that compliments everyone.
Ass bitch annoying fake butterhole liar asshole

Butterhole by Hab0011 August 21, 2016