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aaron clements (he has a small penis, i hate him)

hes so fat that aaron, damn butter bean!

butter bean by anon March 29, 2005

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butter bean

A sweet ball of joy babygirl. Usually a red head. With the most perfect dimples.

That’s my butter bean.

butter bean by rayndrop February 5, 2021

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Keen Butter Bean

A person that is really keen for something

(Guy 1) dude are you keen for a drive tonight?
(Guy 2) yea dude I'm keen butter bean.

Keen Butter Bean by Keenbutterbean October 2, 2016

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Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

Bayou butter bean by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

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Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum

1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!

Bean Butter by Bean Butter Boss May 18, 2021

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Butter your bean

Self explanatory. If you don't get it, let me explain for yourself. "Buttering the bean", or "buttering your bean", is in essence busting your nut full of semen on a girls clitoral region, aka the "bean".

"I'm gonna butter your bean you dirty whore"

Guy 1 - "Oh brah, did you butter her bean last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah dude I hope I didnt get her preggers"

Girl - "MMMMMMM he buttered my bean so good last night, it took us hours to clean it all up!"

Butter your bean by Karl Hungus1 December 20, 2010

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Butter the bean

Ejaculating on your significant others clitoris.

Hey bro, yesterday I fucked Samantha! She wanted me to "Butter the bean"!

Butter the bean by CaptainCosmos January 27, 2018

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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