Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.
“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”
Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
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you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.