When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.
“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweatyforehead.”
Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.