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buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
buttcucked by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

Buttcheeck Planet 

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.
“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”
Buttcheeck Planet by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019

buttchunk 

Typically used by people who want to find a creative way to use the word "butt" in an insult that isn't "butthead" or "butthole."

Not literally referring to a chunk of a butt.
Andy ate the last oreo again. God, he's such a buttchunk.
buttchunk by Amaterasu- July 20, 2011

banana buttcrunch 

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
banana buttcrunch by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006

banana buttcrunch 

another slang term for anal sex. You basically

fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.
Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an

hour straight.

buttchink 

1) An insult used when no other can be thought of or when all others have been used up.

2) One who is extremely clueless or unskilled, especially in the fields of mathematics and computers; the opposite of a geek or nerd
Joe is a buttchink for defining my word before I did.

"I got a t-shirt with pi on the front from ThinkGeek!"
"wat is pi"
"What!? You stupid buttchink!!!"
buttchink by no_one_2000 December 25, 2004