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Buttcrap 

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

Buttcrap 

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

butthaven 

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.
My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.
butthaven by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

buttcheek on a stick 

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.
Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn
Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002