buttbible

One who acts like theyve seen all the booty at school

Some times dick can be a buttbible, thats why he has no game.

by Richard Dicks May 8, 2017

buttnibbler

one who nibbles butts.
a person who is a wicked dork, dufus, and moron.

Harry Potter, you big tosser, don't be such a buttnibbler.

by manz13 January 3, 2010

Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Butticle

Some one who is being a butt; annoying you on purpose; being ignorant or annoying; the words butt and barnicle together. Someone who has a nice butt.

Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel

Dude what a butticle! How annoying do they get?
Dang! She has one nice butticle!

by sandaforyou January 9, 2011

buttsicles

typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.

I wanted to leave that concert so bad but now these buttsicles are making me think twice.

by semadar August 4, 2008

Buttville

when your so constapitated that your butt feels like a village

i feel like a buttville

buttville is acting up again

by Barack Osama August 1, 2009

buttgibberish

When you place your phone in your back pocket touch screen side facing in, and inadvertently send a text that doesn't make any sense what-so-ever.

I received a text message from a friend. It read "As nvllb lobos for clulddt bmokots lzoodid llceojkcjollxyjxifiikclolixik" after looking at it I exclaimed aloud "what a load of buttgibberish."

by _Lust_ April 21, 2015