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Buttble

noun: A bubble blown by a fart.
Josephine passed wind in the bath, producing several buttbles.
by STFUEveryone April 30, 2019
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Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.
Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.
by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019
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buttleech

a person who joins a circle after a conversation has begun, and although the topic in point is irrelevant to them, yet they will annoyingly try to contribute and make themselves look like an idiot.
Henry buttleeched the conversation about Call of Duty, having been a barbie man all his life.
by murderedtoastie October 12, 2011
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buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.
Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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Buttleg

Buttleg is the conjunction of the butt and the leg and is a term that is used when one cannot identify and pinpoint an area that is all butt or all leg. There is often confusion as to where exactly the butt joins the leg, thus the necessity to explain and name this often mysterious region is of utmost importance. On occasion, after a wet fart for example, a slippery area spreads to and past the butt to the high leg, reminding the sufferer that he or she has now entered the buttleg zone, and is therefore in a serious and unyielding vicinity that requires immediate medical attention. In most territories of the united states and the world at large, buttleg is pronounced in a quick and sharp fashion, and the "leg" part of the word is pronounced "leekg" due to its eastern European origins...
by wordsareimportant November 5, 2010
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Buttlet

A term of endearment for something or someone of extraordinary cuteness. Conveys a feeling of silliness and childlike super-cuteness.
I love you honey, you are my special buttlet.
by liljoint April 4, 2009
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Buttalert

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.
While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.
by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011
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