Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

Buttblast paradox by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

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buttleech

a person who joins a circle after a conversation has begun, and although the topic in point is irrelevant to them, yet they will annoyingly try to contribute and make themselves look like an idiot.

Henry buttleeched the conversation about Call of Duty, having been a barbie man all his life.

buttleech by murderedtoastie October 12, 2011

buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.

Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.

buttbreath by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Buttleg

Buttleg is the conjunction of the butt and the leg and is a term that is used when one cannot identify and pinpoint an area that is all butt or all leg. There is often confusion as to where exactly the butt joins the leg, thus the necessity to explain and name this often mysterious region is of utmost importance. On occasion, after a wet fart for example, a slippery area spreads to and past the butt to the high leg, reminding the sufferer that he or she has now entered the buttleg zone, and is therefore in a serious and unyielding vicinity that requires immediate medical attention. In most territories of the united states and the world at large, buttleg is pronounced in a quick and sharp fashion, and the "leg" part of the word is pronounced "leekg" due to its eastern European origins...

Dude, I just sharted all over my buttleg!!!

Buttleg by wordsareimportant November 5, 2010

Buttlet

A term of endearment for something or someone of extraordinary cuteness. Conveys a feeling of silliness and childlike super-cuteness.

I love you honey, you are my special buttlet.

Buttlet by liljoint April 4, 2009

Buttalert

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.

While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.

Buttalert by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026