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ButtSquirt 

When you have diarrhea and go to pass gas but poo squirts out of your butt.
"Matthew what's that on your pants?"
"Oh that? I went to toot and diarrhea shot out."
"Oh man that's called a ButtSquirt"
ButtSquirt by BunnyLumpsss June 4, 2016

Buttsquirrel 

A person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a butt.
Girl that looks like a butt: Oooo, squirrels!!!

Guy: Dude, your a buttsquirrel...
Buttsquirrel by Big_josh84 September 4, 2011

buttsquire 

A person who thinks they know everything, but actually is very stupid. Usually appearing in fandoms, covens, chatrooms, and even classrooms. You often can't win an argument with a buttsquire.
Buttsquire: "did you know nightshade has medical properties and can cure aids?"
Person: "uh, I don't think that's correct-"
Buttsquire: "REEEEEE"