butt shaved 

Beaten badly, owned, or served.

Ken Jennings butt shaved everyone on Jeopardy.

butt shaved by Negative- March 29, 2005

buttshave 

a word discribing a disorder when your anal glands produce too much hair and it clogs up your anus.

Bobby can't take a shit because he needs to get a buttshave

buttshave by Fred Green & Ted Johnson May 6, 2006