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butt lick 

A term used to describe a person who makes a lot of mistakes. A clumsy person. Also can refer to a feline that is so fat it cannot lick it's own ass.
Quit bumping into me you butt lick!

OR

Damn that's a huge cat. What a poor little butt lick.
butt lick by Robin January 6, 2004

Butt lick kiss 

When a dog that licks his butt, licks your face
Ew that was one grody butt lick kiss.
Butt lick kiss by Erni November 8, 2013

Butt Lick Wangs 

hot wangs that burns people's butt when they stick it up and it out of their mouthes. the afterburn is when u take the most painful shit ever!!!!
Joe: Heyy Bob My butt it hurts!!!!!!!
Bob: Probably from those Butt Lick Wangs!!!!!
Butt Lick Wangs by Joe Shankyourmom December 9, 2010

Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.
"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"
Crawling Butt Lick by Asura October 26, 2004

She'll lick your butt 

A term you yell out when a friend/acquaintance has a ugly and/or fat girl talking to or flirting with him. The theory is that she's so ugly and/or fat that she has to step it up and chow some ass to make up for her lack of aesthetics.

Mainly for use in bars/clubs.
I yelled, "She'll lick your butt" when the chick with crooked teeth was talking to my friend.

she'll lick your butt 

a phrase said when a girl is ugly
the phrase comes from the fact that ugly girls have to go an extra mile and do things out of the ordinary for guys to have intrest in them
Devin: "Hey, Yeager is talking to this girl, Alexis, I guess he asked her out"
Peter: "Really?"
Devin: "Yea, I think she'll lick your butt though"
Peter: "What makes you say that?"
Devin: "well, I was talking to Julia, who's friends with Alexis, and the way she talks about her made me feel like she was trying to drop hints about her being ugly"

Jake: "I got a new girlfriend"
Mike: "Will she lick your butt?"
she'll lick your butt by Devin Diaz January 29, 2008
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