bust crust 

dried ejaculate

Dude dont just leave bust crust in the socks! Go wash them.

bust crust by Kinda LeBron Jaaaames July 28, 2016

Bust my crust 

To bust my crust means that someone or something killed your vibe which is a funny and light way to say someone killed your vibe. This is a more unique and fun way to just say your vibe was killed.

That lady really bust my crust.

Bust my crust by Broken-trumpet101 April 5, 2017

Bust n’ Crust

When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.

I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.

Bust n’ Crust by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

don't bust my crust 

A term used by Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones. Richards wouldn't go onstage until he had ritually sank a knife into the crust of a fresh shepherds pie. Should someone dig into his pie, he would become hostile and uncooparative until a new one was sourced.

Now often used in a threatening way to cut short an argument before a fight ensues, akin to saying 'don't piss me off'. Also known to have been used as a warning to encourage an individual to get off of ones case.

"I'm telling you man, i'm pissed off already, don't bust my crust." "Well get off of my cloud then man!"

"Ok i'll do it, geeze woman, don't bust my crust!"

*Mick Jagger on seeing some pie missing - "Do you know the rules? You never, ever, take the shepherd's pie unless Keith's broken the crust first."

don't bust my crust by Rahtedpumpclart May 20, 2012

Bust the crust 

Ejaculating when you are suffering from the clap with such force that the semen penetrates the crusty japeye.

Nothing better than to bust the crust when you’ve got a heavy dose of the clap

Bust the crust by Keith Dodger September 11, 2020

bust the crust 

Going anal for the first time

I had to bust the crust last night.
I busted the crust last night

bust the crust by chickenbutt3000 September 17, 2014

Bust that Crust 

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

Bust that Crust by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021