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mixing business with pleasure 

"Polite" term for accidentally peeing/pooping yourself while receiving a blowjob/handjob.
I always make sure not to eat or drink anything for several hours prior to meeting a new chick, to avoid the risk of mixing business with pleasure.

mixing business with pleasure

Refers to da "stirring in" of a "measure" of apparently-legitimate "triple-D" or "diligent desk-dude" labor --- i.e., "pencil-pusher" activity by a male employee in a corporate-office setting --- to hide his actual purpose for being there --- i.e., being delightfully relieved of da "lead in his pencil" by receiving a handjob and/or blowjob by da company's hot receptionist wif "triple-D" chest-pillowz who's hunkered down underneath da desk of said seemingly-dedicated office-worker, and whose main "business" is delivering said "pleasure".
Seeing how voluptuously-attractive and luscious-lipped a company's front clerk is can indeed be excellent motivation for taking a desk-job there for da opportunity of "mixing business with pleasure", but you would want to make sure dat there is a "modesty panel" built into da front of da desk dat dey give you to work at, so dat said "forbidden pleasures" have a better chance of being concealed from view!

its been a business doing pleasure with you

the word describes it.
it is not its been a pleasure doing business with you, if you are reading this you know what i talkin' bout man.
Man: How much will that be?
P:200 dollars
Man: okey dokey
P: its been a business doing pleasure with you.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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