Y'know that giant shoe sculpture in the south wing of the mall by the Nordstrom? Someone left a San Francisco Business Card in it and it's really fouling up that whole hallway.

San Francisco Business Card by komstock March 27, 2019

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2 business card flirtations

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.

I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.

2 business card flirtations by Synomptions February 10, 2009

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leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

leave my business card by michael foolsley April 13, 2011

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