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n. A bowl of Pot Marijuana with cocaine and/or xanax sprinked on top. Named after the God himself, Steve Buscemi.
1. Hey man, you trying to smoke a Buscemi?

2. Yo, after the bar do you want to go home and smoke a fat Buscemi

3. Jesus, that Buscemi last night really fucked me up.
Buscemi by Steven V. Buscemi November 19, 2010
Words you can keep
Noun: A cliched piece of trivia brought up as if it is actually something the second person has never heard.

Verb: To tell someone a buscemi if the teller actually believes they are imparting novel information.
Noun: "Did you know Steve Buscemi is a volunteer fireman who helped during 9/11??"

Verb: "Man, you told me that last week and I was too polite to tell you I already knew that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer fireman during 9/11. If you buscemi me again, you will have to walk home!"
Buscemi by relesabe August 10, 2018
Someone who is permanently in the friend zone, not good looking enough to be the main attraction, but a very cool person. Named for the great Steve Buscemi.
She's a great chick, why don't you ask her out? Nah I Buscemi'ed her ages ago.
Buscemi by roro xolo July 27, 2014
pronounciation: there no phonetic spelling possible so this is how it is pronounced (in english) : -bus(the bus)-ke(the bakery) -my(thats my dog)

definition:
When in a normal situation like a conversation somebody suddenly beats up somebody else or slaps him without anything obvious reason that could have triggered it.

the word can be used as a noun (a buscemi, m.; pl. buscemis) and as a verb (to buscemi, to go buscemi)
Last day when i was talking to bobby he totally went buscemi on me and kicked my ass.

Last week a beat up johnny for nothing. he had a lot of buscemis lately.
buscemi by Jan Schrödter September 22, 2008

buscemi bank butter biscuit 

What Guapdad4000 and Wolfgang cecil calls their bitches
The faragon falcon majestically balloons down into the presence of himself who is looking for the buscemi bank butter biscuit

Buscemi Tingle 

When a dude cums multiple times in a row and gets the semen sucked out of him so hard that his eyes roll in the back of his head and looks like steve buscemi when they are opened again.
"Hey mike, I heard she gave you the 'ol buscemi tingle four times last sunday."

steve buscemi 

Possibly the greatest actor to ever grace the silver screen. Should be worshipped as the god that he is.
Has been in many, many movies including:
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction (as Buddy Holly)
Con Air
Big Fish
Desperado
Airheads
Billy Madison/Wedding Singer/Big Daddy/Mr Deeds (Crazy Eyes)
Coffee & Cigarettes.

Has also lent his voice to characters in 'Home on the range' and 'Monsters Inc.'

A true legend.
Person 1: Man, Steve Buscemi is one kick ass mofo
Person 2: Werd. \m/
steve buscemi by MsNugget July 16, 2008
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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