Burtle

When your pet negro sneaks out and sells your neighbors ex wife cereal

Oh no honey he burtled again, get the shotgun.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 15, 2019

Burtle

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome.

Burtle loves you.

by Burtle Man March 7, 2021

Burtle

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome. Burtle is the world's premiere burger turtle. And yes, he loves you.

Bitches love Burtle.

by Burtle Man March 7, 2021

Burtle

The Taste of a joint when it’s been left unsmoked for over 24hrs

That ched one is pure burtle la

by Breadshmoker November 13, 2018

burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.

by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008

burtle

A mystical creature that burrows underground and has claws and spikes on its shell. The greatest thing ever invented. Eats burtle plant and small children.

Burtles are grand

by K-Frizzle June 10, 2004

burtled

Expressing damage to an object or a person.
pr.: bertulled.

Stems from the word Burly with German roots and Norcal tweaker expression.

Alternative spelling: Bertled.

Did you see that accident on the highway ? That ladies car was fully burtled.

Earl got burtled by that guy !!!

by CurlyBird June 11, 2006