burtled

Expressing damage to an object or a person.
pr.: bertulled.

Stems from the word Burly with German roots and Norcal tweaker expression.

Alternative spelling: Bertled.

Did you see that accident on the highway ? That ladies car was fully burtled.

Earl got burtled by that guy !!!

burtled by CurlyBird June 11, 2006

burtles 

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.

burtles by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008

Burkled 

When a seemingly simple task becomes a logistical nightmare.

"Wow, Pete, You really burkled that one"

Burkled by Jim B. A. January 4, 2008

Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

Wank Burgled by Smister Loan September 30, 2008

burted 

To achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. Attributed to Andrew Burt, of Scotland.

"I was totally burted last night, I had'nt a clue where i was."

burted by Mark Ross February 16, 2008

burgled 

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.

"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".

burgled by nater6069 November 20, 2011

Bartledoo 

A nickname or saying for someone who doesn't talk clear in reference to the "mumbles" videos on youtube.

Someone who doesn't talk clear: Heyall I be right day by da doe iffu be need me n chit, aight den.

Other person: Huh?

Bystander 1: I don't know what bartledoo is talking about over there.
Bystander 2: Beats me, I thought he was retarded.

Bartledoo by M2k2ind May 29, 2010