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Burnt Dick 

dry humping to the point of getting road rash on your penis.
we were dry humping until i got burnt dick.
Burnt Dick by hngsolo January 15, 2009
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Burnt Dick 

What do you fucking think it is?
I stuck my dick in a toaster on high and the product was guess what? A BURNT DICK!
Burnt Dick by MAGT March 4, 2007

burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.
Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck

Burnt blue dick waffle 

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.
“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

Burnt dickhead 

Burnt means to smoke weed and dickhead is well self explanatory
Get burnt dickhead!! (Smoke weed dickhead)
Burnt dickhead by Jigantorbiggu January 10, 2017

dick burn 

That internal burning, sore feeling of the penis when you ejaculate too many times in one day.
Mark: Dude, I'm getting dick burn
Tim: Stop beating off so much then
Mark: No
dick burn by Timbo-Slice December 27, 2011

Dick Burn 

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.
-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!
Dick Burn by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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