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dry humping to the point of getting road rash on your penis.

we were dry humping until i got burnt dick.

Burnt Dick by hngsolo January 15, 2009

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Burnt Dick

What do you fucking think it is?

I stuck my dick in a toaster on high and the product was guess what? A BURNT DICK!

Burnt Dick by MAGT March 4, 2007

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burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.

Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck

burnt dick shit by Jonshoeshack March 26, 2023

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Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

Burnt blue dick waffle by Femalechad January 27, 2021

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Burnt dickhead

Burnt means to smoke weed and dickhead is well self explanatory

Get burnt dickhead!! (Smoke weed dickhead)

Burnt dickhead by Jigantorbiggu January 10, 2017

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dick burn

That internal burning, sore feeling of the penis when you ejaculate too many times in one day.

Mark: Dude, I'm getting dick burn
Tim: Stop beating off so much then
Mark: No

dick burn by Timbo-Slice December 27, 2011

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Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

Dick Burn by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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