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Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call.

bermingham booty call 

When you are making sweet love to a woman, you take her phone, set it on vibrate, shove it up her ass, then call her. Then she shits it out and talks dirty to you when you skeet skeet skeet on her face!
Dylon Cantu gave Johnithan a bermingham booty call. Those two freaks!!!

brimingham booty call 

during sex take your partners cell phone turn it on vibrate then shove it in there ass and call it.
brimingham booty call by Tha_Bear_Jew February 22, 2010

birmingham booty call

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate, putting it in your partner's ass and then giving it a call.
i really enjoy a birmingham booty call from my husband while i'm fucking his best friend.

Birmingham Booty Call

latin: Dico lino

Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
The long distance was hard. For a year we had phone sex, Skype sex, but no physical connection. When we finally found ourselves together, we didn't know how to behave. The Birmingham Booty Call allowed us to find the perfect melding of what we knew and what we didn't.

Birmingham Booty Call

Mid sexual intercourse you shove a cell phone in your partners ass, call it, she shits it out, and you talk dirty to her over the phone!
My Girlfriend said she wanted a Birmingham booty Call
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