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Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.

Smash Burger Denial 

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
Smash Burger Denial by Clars800 September 12, 2020

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.
I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.
Smash Burger by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023

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Smashed Burgers

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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"

Burgersmash 

A game involving the smashing of someones burger with your fist.
After taking a bite of your cheesy cheeseburger, you place it back down on your plate. If you choose not to have your burger open to being smashed by your buddy, place a fri on top of the burger. This means your burger cannot be smashed by someones fist. Forgot to put a fri on top? Be prepared for a fist meeting that burger. Oh and maybe hearing the word BURGERSMASH.
Burgersmash by Sweeeeeeeeeeeets October 29, 2010