Bunionfucker

One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.

Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*

by JoShmoe October 31, 2011

Buttonfucker

BUTTONFUCKER: A scriptkidde who mangles your phone operationall interface by reassigning your touchscreens’ responsiveness. Derived from east european jewish custom of “touch a button” at the sight of a nun or monk; hence there is an implied motive of ever have your backspace key go inexplicably into overdrive???—i put it more succinctly here but for that, siri you k*nt! implied motive of religious difference prejudice anddriven by unholy behavioral/computational alliance.
Um, putanotherway, implying another rival belief system practitioner is trying to squelch your opinion, or possibly make you seem incompetent

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Q: does this seem a geeky joke? if so, rejectable:—
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Usage: ‘buttonfucker’ is Seldom used in written communication, most usually a loud scream of frustrated pain by , the gaslighted

by MisplacedMachineRage April 3, 2021

Buttonfucker

{plat a new hashtag: #DroidRights}

“I wish i’d included ‘#droidrights’ in the hashtag list for my definition of ‘Buttonfucker’”

by MisplacedMachineRage April 3, 2021