Burzio

A Burzio is a intriguing individual. Usually you'll find the Burzio rummaging clothes banks & peering into bedrooms of young women. they have a deep distrust of objects with edges (???). Be careful to not leave any younglings on their own with a Burzio (seriously don't under any circumstances) They have a unsettling love of babybels (it's really fucking odd) Burzio's are adept at hiding, forward rolls & making fortes out of plastic containers.

Help! Help! This Burzio has exposed himself to my youngest daughter

Burzio by @dburz89 October 3, 2016

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Burzio

A Burzio is a intriguing individual. Usually you'll find the Burzio rummaging clothes banks & peering into bedrooms of young women. they have a deep distrust of objects with edges (???). Be careful to not leave any younglings on their own with a Burzio (seriously don't under any circumstances) They have a unsettling love of babybels (it's really fucking odd) Burzio's are adept at hiding, forward rolls & making fortes out of plastic containers.

Help! Help! This Burzio has exposed himself to my youngest daughter

Burzio by @dburz89 October 3, 2016

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Buzios

A small peninsula/city in the Regiao dos Lagos (Lakes Region) in the state of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil. A sophisticated city withholding a large portion of Brazil's millionaires and celebrities, as well as residents from 69 other nationalities. The city has 23 beautiful beaches and an extremely active nightlife especially in the winter and summer vacations where clubs and bars stay open till the early morning while being frequented by affluent individuals. Buzios was once noted to be the city with the most beautiful women per square meter during its high seasons by a popular Brazilian magazine. Its population is about 25,000 as of 2007, however it goes up to 350,000 during it's high seasons.

Husband- Honey I found a cheap house in Buzios for sale, it's 3.5 million dollars...
Wife- Wow that's a great deal! How many rooms?!
Husband- Uhm...one...

Buzios by Laurent Brasil September 30, 2008

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Burizooled

When your trusted friend ate you burrito instead of theirs

Fred: I think they messed up my burrito order, I got chicken instead of Beef.
Josephine: Oh, I think i accidentally ate yours. Guess you just got Burizooled
Fred: ...

Burizooled by burizooled boy September 27, 2018

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burzies

When it's a wee bit nippy outside, it is a term frequently used to describe the feeling of being chilled.

Burzies!! I'm cold.

burzies by Ke$ha rocks March 6, 2010

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Burriot

n. An inverted form of the burrito. The burriot may be constructed in two ways:

a. A tightly rolled tortilla dipped multiple times in a puree of ( chicken/beef/pork + beans + rice + lettuce + tomato + avacado + sour cream), waiting 30 minutes between each dip for the layer to harden, and thus achieving an outer shell of 3/4 inch thickness overall. The resulting dish has a satisfying crunch to it but none of the heterogeneity of a burrito.

b. A tortilla is wrapped around a rotisserie-like rotating stick, and the chef alternates brushing on "glue" layers with sprinkling the other ingredients: painting the cheese, sprinkling the rice, painting the guacamole, sprinkling the chicken/beef/pork, painting the sour cream, sprinkling the beans, painting some more cheese on there because fuck it, at this point, why not, then not even bothering with the lettuce or tomato because that's just gonna disappoint the target audience for this kind of thing

Person #1: Sir, what in the name of Cesar Chavez is wrong with your burrito?

Person #2: Nothing, it's a burriot! Want some?

Person #1: No... no thank you.

Burriot by haydubs February 13, 2013

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