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A Burzio is a intriguing individual. Usually you'll find the Burzio rummaging clothes banks & peering into bedrooms of young women. they have a deep distrust of objects with edges (???). Be careful to not leave any younglings on their own with a Burzio (seriously don't under any circumstances) They have a unsettling love of babybels (it's really fucking odd) Burzio's are adept at hiding, forward rolls & making fortes out of plastic containers.
Help! Help! This Burzio has exposed himself to my youngest daughter
by @dburz89 October 03, 2016
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A Burzio is a intriguing individual. Usually you'll find the Burzio rummaging clothes banks & peering into bedrooms of young women. they have a deep distrust of objects with edges (???). Be careful to not leave any younglings on their own with a Burzio (seriously don't under any circumstances) They have a unsettling love of babybels (it's really fucking odd) Burzio's are adept at hiding, forward rolls & making fortes out of plastic containers.
Help! Help! This Burzio has exposed himself to my youngest daughter
by @dburz89 October 03, 2016
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A Burzio is a intriguing individual. Usually you'll find the Burzio rummaging clothes banks & peering into bedrooms of young women. they have a deep distrust of objects with edges (???). Be careful to not leave any younglings on their own with a Burzio (seriously don't under any circumstances) They have a unsettling love of babybels (it's really fucking odd) Burzio's are adept at hiding, forward rolls & making fortes out of plastic containers.
Help! Help! This Burzio has exposed himself to my youngest daughter
by @dburz89 October 03, 2016
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