n. inf(!) A
hoor who specializes in backdoor delivery, and has become so familiar with Cadbury
Lane olympics that she desires and eventually, REQUIRES, a daily dose of
sodomy.
Priest: Do you,
Terry, promise to turn this respectful, sweet and innocent young lady into a nasty, filthy, fusty, slimy, cummy, rotten, shitty, dirty, skanky, rancid, foul, putrid, fetid, horrible little bumslut?
Me: I do.
Priest: And do you, Germaine, promise to take a regular rectal rogering from your betrothed as and when he demands?
Bumslut: I do.
Priest: We now conclude the ceremony by explaining in graphic detail and diagram the foul, ungodly, unforgivable anal action which
will tonight take place in Germaine'
s pink, pristine, virgin bumhole to her
father.
Father: I might kill myself if you do that.
Me: Amen.