n. inf(!) A hoor who specializes in backdoor delivery, and has become so familiar with Cadbury Lane olympics that she desires and eventually, REQUIRES, a daily dose of sodomy.

Priest: Do you, Terry, promise to turn this respectful, sweet and innocent young lady into a nasty, filthy, fusty, slimy, cummy, rotten, shitty, dirty, skanky, rancid, foul, putrid, fetid, horrible little bumslut?
Me: I do.
Priest: And do you, Germaine, promise to take a regular rectal rogering from your betrothed as and when he demands?
Bumslut: I do.
Priest: We now conclude the ceremony by explaining in graphic detail and diagram the foul, ungodly, unforgivable anal action which will tonight take place in Germaine's pink, pristine, virgin bumhole to her father.
Father: I might kill myself if you do that.
Me: Amen.

bumslut by Terry Deary August 28, 2006

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butskut

A perfectly symmetrical shit stain on both cheeks leading from the ass hole, Often caused by a sloppy log that came out before the individual could separate his cheeks.

Person1: sir did u neglect to wipe ur rectum?
Person2: ah yes how could you tell
Person1: because I have observed a butskut upon your nether regions.

butskut by Butskut December 15, 2022

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