bungleson

The first word ever spoken
an answer to an un-known question

cave man 1 - "ugh, ooohm, geh?"
cave man 2 -*deep in thought* "Bungleson...."

by Caveman 2 December 30, 2021

Daquavious Bingleton

Quandale Dingle's late uncle in law, who sadly passed away at age 18292

A: hey man did you hear that Daquavious Bingleton is fucking dead?
B: NO!!!
Quandale Dingle: i know man it is sad i cried he was too young

by quivel April 9, 2022

Binglesponker

A silly goofy thing.

This group of people are being quite Binglesponker right now.

by Sr. Tickle Stinker November 4, 2022

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.

Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016

Rick Burleson

Rick Burleson is one of the best Short Stop's in Boston Red Sox history. He had a fiery temper and always went balls out. Burleson was a true ball player. He played for the Sox from 1974-1980 until some douche bag traded him to the California Angels. He won a Gold Glove in 1979 and was a 4 time All Star.

Rick Burleson's nickname is the Rooster.

by Sean O'Leary September 7, 2007

bunglecunt

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.

Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!

by Mrl79 April 27, 2016

Burleson

verb: To take a prolonged and foul smelling shit in the in-flight restroom on an airline
noun: A smelly shit taken while occupying the airline restroom for an inordinate period of time

He couldn't hold it until landing and dropped a nasty Burleson in first class.

by Squid Lips June 12, 2019