Mate, I had anal sex last night with this girl & dunno if she felt it or not cause she had a bumwell!
by LiPow March 19, 2023
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Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
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Dianne Buswell is an Australian ballroom and Latin dancer who got to the final of strictly come dancing.But she’s not just that. she’s a woman who literally deserves the world and a whole lot more, she bloody hilarious, fucking stunning, and she inspires thousands of people each day. She is also headling her very own tour with Amy Dowden and Chloe Hewitt so go and buy tickets at herecomethegirlstour.co.uk
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by iridocyclitis I R- March 9, 2019
Get the Dianne Buswell mug.Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller (June 26, 1898 – October 11, 1971) was a United States Marine mustang officer, notable as the most decorated Marine in history.
Winner of:
Navy Cross (5)
Distinguished Service Cross
Silver Star
Legion of Merit
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Winner of:
Navy Cross (5)
Distinguished Service Cross
Silver Star
Legion of Merit
Bronze Star
Purple Heart
by Guerra July 24, 2006
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by dbuswell04 July 21, 2019
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Burwell came to my house last night and all the girls followed him into the bedroom. The best I could do was film it.
by BBBBBBBn June 2, 2009
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Person1:Dude! I just blasted the head of that guy on fallout.
Person2:wow quit "being a burwell
Person3:ya you sick freak.
person1:sorry but it was really cool.
Person2:wow quit "being a burwell
Person3:ya you sick freak.
person1:sorry but it was really cool.
by not myanus July 13, 2011
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