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Lewis Burwell Puller
The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:
Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Lewis Burwell Puller by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
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Dianne Buswell
Dianne Buswell is an Australian ballroom and Latin dancer who got to the final of strictly come dancing.But she’s not just that. she’s a woman who literally deserves the world and a whole lot more, she bloody hilarious, fucking stunning, and she inspires thousands of people each day. She is also headling her very own tour with Amy Dowden and Chloe Hewitt so go and buy tickets at herecomethegirlstour.co.uk
OIM DOIANNE
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Dianne Buswell by iridocyclitis I R- March 9, 2019
Lewis Burwell Puller
Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller (June 26, 1898 – October 11, 1971) was a United States Marine mustang officer, notable as the most decorated Marine in history.
Winner of:
Navy Cross (5)
Distinguished Service Cross
Silver Star
Legion of Merit
Bronze Star
Purple Heart
Winner of:
Navy Cross (5)
Distinguished Service Cross
Silver Star
Legion of Merit
Bronze Star
Purple Heart
Lewis Burwell Puller by Guerra July 24, 2006
Dianne Buswell
Dianne Buswell is an Australian ballroom and latin dancer and is a professional on strictly come dancing. She can pull off red hair unlike anyone else and she has the most infectious smile, she makes so many people happy every single day and inspires people to be the best they can be. Dianne has the most amazing personality and is the most stunning and kind woman.
Oim Doianne
Think positive and you’ll be positive.
Oim Doianne
Think positive and you’ll be positive.
Dianne Buswell by dbuswell04 July 21, 2019
Burwell
The sexiest man alive who gets all the ladies to lay him down and have sex with him. Also a term for a man who has gotten so much tang that his orange juice is sweet as fuck.
being a burwell
A person normally a guy who really really like lots of gore and violence (normally in a video game) and is used in the video game world and is something you don't want to be.
Person1:Dude! I just blasted the head of that guy on fallout.
Person2:wow quit "being a burwell
Person3:ya you sick freak.
person1:sorry but it was really cool.
Person2:wow quit "being a burwell
Person3:ya you sick freak.
person1:sorry but it was really cool.
being a burwell by not myanus July 13, 2011
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Ratfucker
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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