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Bumwilly 

A gratuitous term for anal sex often used by primary/early secondary school age kids descriptively or as a form of insult.

Can also refer to toadying, sycophantic behaviour in much the same way as brown-nosing or arse-kissing.
Example 1

Kid 1: 'Why were you and Mike in the toilet together?'

Kid 2: 'Dunno'

Kid 1: 'err, bumwilly!'

Example 2

Kid 1: How come Mike got that new PS3 with 5 games?

Kid 2: 'Must have been having bumwilly with his Step-Dad'
Bumwilly by Lord Manhammer July 7, 2009

BumWilly 

A bum willy is a term used for a man who has a below average cock size of 4 inches, where the woman feels the need to stick it in her bum as a last resort for any sort of feeling or pleasure during sex.
“Oh god I met a guy last night who had a Bumwilly the sex was abysmal.”

“I need to find a guy with a Bum willy so I can have comfortable anal sex.”

“The sex was so mediocre last night I had to stick it in my bum.”

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

bum willy 

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy
Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)
bum willy by coolgirll May 10, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026