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Bumwilly 

A gratuitous term for anal sex often used by primary/early secondary school age kids descriptively or as a form of insult.

Can also refer to toadying, sycophantic behaviour in much the same way as brown-nosing or arse-kissing.
Example 1

Kid 1: 'Why were you and Mike in the toilet together?'

Kid 2: 'Dunno'

Kid 1: 'err, bumwilly!'

Example 2

Kid 1: How come Mike got that new PS3 with 5 games?

Kid 2: 'Must have been having bumwilly with his Step-Dad'
Bumwilly by Lord Manhammer July 7, 2009

BumWilly 

A bum willy is a term used for a man who has a below average cock size of 4 inches, where the woman feels the need to stick it in her bum as a last resort for any sort of feeling or pleasure during sex.
“Oh god I met a guy last night who had a Bumwilly the sex was abysmal.”

“I need to find a guy with a Bum willy so I can have comfortable anal sex.”

“The sex was so mediocre last night I had to stick it in my bum.”

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

bum willy 

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy
Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)
bum willy by coolgirll May 10, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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