bumper stickers

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.
My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
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retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos

on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
by imsocoolishaticecubes! August 17, 2008
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A fast dog running after a slow car.
Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.
by george stephans October 22, 2004
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A Bumper sticker is a person originally from asian continent who goes around with tuned cars and loud music.

Bumper sticker also refers to japanese restaurants where sushi uses to be served on an old bumper.
"Bumper sticker!", thats guy is really a pimp...

Mehito, mehito, where is the bumpersticker???
by getdoooowwn September 01, 2009
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Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.
He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?
by JenThe80'sFan August 09, 2004
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The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.
John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...
by Whizzurd48 September 01, 2010
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A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass
ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night
by madjunkie March 17, 2017
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