bumper stickers 

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.

My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!

bumper stickers by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

bumper stickers 

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos

on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.

bumper stickers by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008

bumper stickers 

A fast dog running after a slow car.

Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.

bumper stickers by george stephans October 21, 2004

i support law enforcement bumper stickers 

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims

dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

i support law enforcement bumper stickers by littlejimmie March 6, 2019

bumper sticker activism 

To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.

Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.

bumper sticker activism by wendyrocks November 6, 2006

Birmingham Bumper Sticker

When you're taking a chick from behind and you take a shit in your hand and plant it on her ass

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Head gave that girl a birmingham bumper sticker last night?"
Guy 2: "Wasn't she still in highschool?"
Guy 3: "Head is a sick fuck."

Birmingham Bumper Sticker by CaptainAhab77 January 19, 2010

bumper sticker douchebag 

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

bumper sticker douchebag by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007