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Juicing the bump

squeezing the white mayo-like substance out of a zit on your face.
Yo, when he was juicing the bump, he pumped out a quart of Hellman's!
Juicing the bump by MrDubious November 12, 2009

bumjuice 

Someone who lacks in skill or talent.
"Damn that dude can't hit a layup, he's staight up bumjuice."
bumjuice by DontHollaMyName January 24, 2009

bumjuice 

Juice expelled from the rectum. Available in a variety of colours and textures.
"Sarah, if you don't shut up I'm going to go into your room and squirt my bumjuice all over your pillows."
bumjuice by Erica Munter March 1, 2007

bumjuice 

I am so thirsty. Give me a taste of your bumjuice.
bumjuice by Crazy_Guy/Girl August 22, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026