Strategic use of toilet paperpressed firmly on your butt crack to muffle fart sounds while peeing in a quiet place.
Hey Anthony, I was at Heidi's parent's house last night and I had some loud farts that I couldn't control while taking a piss right next to their kitchen. I had to use a buffler to keep things quiet. It worked like a charm
One who posts non-stop on Tumblr, the blog website. Often talks about his/her latest post or 'reblog'. Similar to the twitter shitter. Can also be full of self-righteousness.
Bumbler: "Yo, Mike, did you see that post of me talking about pointless stuff on my Tumblr this morning?"
Mike: "No, bumbler, and I don't give two shits in a handbasket, you goddamn Tumblr bumbler."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.