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When daddy inserts his gigantic African shlong into your anal cavity your anus will start bleeding and spray diorreah at 69,420 mph

My anus has a severe case of bumbleed

bumbleed by Clitflab February 4, 2020

Bumbledore

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.

Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.

Bumbledore by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

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bumbledoofus

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.

Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.

bumbledoofus by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

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Van-bumbled

When you accidentally see a family member's genitals.

I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.

Van-bumbled by Deathadder95 August 26, 2017

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betty bumbledrop

Betty Bumbledrop is a name you give to a woman (and sometimes a man) you don't give a fuck about, especially when watching a film or TV programme.

Jerry : Who's that on TV?

Joe : Betty Bumbledrop!

betty bumbledrop by Dragon Bubble March 13, 2018

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penis bumbledorf

The greatest of all the porn Wizards. Famous for his roles in the "Hairy Twatter" movies.

Penis Bumbledorf has guided Hairy Twatter in his quest to become a great wizard.

penis bumbledorf by Tulaner January 19, 2006

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Bumbledocks

A combination between Boondocks and Bumblefuck. Used as an expression for out in the middle of nowhere or extremely secluded before you get to Bumblefuck.

I just passed the Boondocks, hitting the Bumbledocks now..I'll be in Bumblefuck later!

Bumbledocks by TheMooks December 26, 2010

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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