bumblectomy
bumblectomy by zuker January 19, 2009
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Humblectomy (Humble - ectomy) : Describing a conceded person who likes to brag about everything they do no matter how small or insignificant. As if they have had all of their humbleness removed forcefully.
"Our manager brags so much about his meaningless accomplishments that I think he had a Humblectomy when he got promoted."
humblectomy by Timmay1369 September 25, 2010
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Bullectomy
Bullectomy:
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Bullectomy by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022
Bubblectomy
To have a bubble added to your stomach in order see where you are going while at the same time having your head up your ass.
Bubblectomy by dbowney November 16, 2002
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.