zuker's definitions

Farser

A slang term for an academically minded and athletically challenged individual.

Did you see Fraser monopolize that academic meeting, he is such a farser?

That group of so-called intellectuals over there with their disdain for undergraduate students are such farsers.

The smartest Grade 12 cannot even bounce a ball - he's such a farser.

by zuker January 27, 2010

sellanthropy

The business of selling products or services where 100% of the sale price goes to charity.

More and more people are embracing sellanthropy as a means of donating easily to charities.

by zuker April 30, 2011

postcardology

The study of postcards from around the world.

Postcardology allows people to upload, post and write about postcards they have received from around the world and inspire people to travel the world around us.

by zuker May 5, 2011

senioritis

An academic and physical malaise that afflicts high school seniors that begins in May and lasts until graduation once they have been accepted into college or univeristy.
Grade 12 fatigue, academic illness, school sickness high school blues

Jennifer's senioritis was so advanced that she was never able to attend any morning classes in the spring of 2008 as she slept away her mornings.

by zuker May 22, 2008

Deprecession

A economic recessionary period teetering on a Depression.

The collapse of the banking system in the US along with a $1 trillion in credit card debt has launched Americans into a deprecession.

by zuker January 19, 2009

bumblectomy

The slang term for a colonoscopy.

Dave had his first bumblectomy on his 50th birthday at the Oaktown Hospital.

by zuker January 19, 2009

telesnook

Coming from behind to win a competition.

Hayleigh telesnooked the stock market competition participants with a huge gain on the final day - winning with a $74,600 increase over the month.

by zuker June 3, 2013