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bum-stuffer 

1. An insult in which one is made to feel insignificant because of his/her chosen sexual orientation or desire to insert things into their booty. 2. A person who feeds a bum. 3. Also known as a Section-8 funeral director.
1. That dude is a dirty ole' bum-stuffer. 2. No need for example. 3. That's 3 shootings in the projects this week; he's quite the bum-stuffer.
bum-stuffer by TKO-RichStone March 28, 2013

Bare bum shuffle 

When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.
Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"
Bare bum shuffle by Luxiebird August 19, 2009

bum stuffer 

John- yo your a bum stuffer!

Vaglips- i understand
bum stuffer by degrace June 19, 2009

bum-scuffer

a person that looks like a bum and/or bums off other people.
dude can you buy my lunch?
- No you bum-scuffer! buy it yourself.
bum-scuffer by t-mackle December 9, 2010

bumstuff 

where de bum gets penetrated by de peen. Then after 10 minote, they swap then coom
yooooo i had awsome bumstuff with my mate jake last night
bumstuff by lord bumquad September 4, 2021

bumstuffing 

(n) The act of penetrating one's pooper with an object of a phallic nature (e.g. fingers, cucumbers, johnsons) for the purposes of sexual gratification, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation of the participant(s).
I was going to go the picture show last night until Bertha suggested we go back to her trailer for a spirited bout of bumstuffing.
bumstuffing by wethead May 22, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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