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Bulmers Brucey Bonus 

A Bulmers Brucey Bonus is that extra inch and a half you find in the bottom of your Bulmers bottle when filling your pint glass. (Please note this is only found when you drink your 568ml bottle of Bulmers with Ice in a pint glass)

It is like when you find a pair of old jeans and put your hand in the pocket and find a tenner... or you go to the bar and realise they charged you for singles and you bought doubles. You just cant beat that feeling...

The more you drink the better it feels, because you almost forgot it was even there. It also drives your friends insane with jelousy, because they finished their stale and un refreshing pint 5 minutes ago!!
You have gone to the pub and are drinking Bulmers... You're down to less than half a pint when you decide to empty the dregs from the bottle into your glass... but wait... its not dregs... you're back to three quarters of a pint... That is a Bulmers Brucey Bonus!!

Bulmers Arse 

A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.
I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...
Bulmers Arse by monsterman16 November 26, 2020
1. An expression of disappointment or sympathy
2. The formal Polish word for "bummer" (often found in the pluralistic form)
George: "Hmm, looks like I got Veronica pregnant."
Jose: "Bummerskis, man"
bummerski by arrowhead37 November 3, 2010
That slut was slobbering all over my bulbers last night.

I got punched in the bulbers.

Hey braaaaahhh. If your looking for your mom she's working over my bulbers.
Bulbers by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

Penaldo Bummers 

Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .
Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"

Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022

Bullers Wood for Boys 

A all boys school that sells vapes condoms doorstops and more. Teachers are racist and students are too. Don’t get my started about the kid that had sex with a fat bird and filmed it and put it on his snap story. That is Bullers Wood for Boys