bulls hit 

bulls hit hard

"that was bulls hit"

bulls hit by stop it now August 28, 2021

Bulls do hit 

A clever way of saying that you're going to or you already did bullshit your way through an assignment, project, etc.

Matt: I had a philosophy test yesterday and I didn't read one page.
Javi: Damn dude, what did you do?
Matt: I don't know, but I can say that bulls do hit.

Bulls do hit by Psych091 September 27, 2011

Balls Hit the Water 

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

Balls Hit the Water by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Hit Golf Balls 

Slang for jerking off, ambiguous enough so your girl won't figure it out

I hit golf balls in the shower this morning.

Hit Golf Balls by Adam32 July 26, 2007

Balls hitchinski 

When you are trying to get a pay rise off your boss

When mike metzki talks to the boss his balls hitchinski

Balls hitchinski by BOLTZWAGON May 28, 2018

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016