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Bullscarab 

One of the many words ancient Egyptians used to swear with.
Others include Son of a Mummy and Mother of Ra!
It's used as an expression of shock, sudden joy, or extreme disgust.

It is not recommended that you use this expression in public as you
will most likely receive dirty looks.
Holy bullscarab! Suntrust is such a legit bank!
Bullscarab by SuntrustLover November 29, 2011

bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.
When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

bluescreen

When a computer crashes and shows an error message with a blue background. Generally makes your computer unusable until you reboot.
The new itunes was running great until it decided to bluescreen on me and I lost my homework.
bluescreen by muzikluvir November 1, 2005

Bullscheisse

1. Combination of bullshit and the German scheisse.
That's bullscheisse.
Bullscheisse by Pseudo-pseudonym. August 25, 2011

Bullschismo 

Bullchismo is when someone acts like they are a superior athlete or very masculine, displaying a lot of Machismo. However, in reality they are just average and/or highly athletically uncoordinated, and feel the need to compensate for this by telling extensive and often unbelievable lies about their exploits. This type of individual can be highly annoying as they typically must share how awesome their (entirely made up) exploits are with other people constantly.
Doug: Yo Katharine, I just did a back flip on my snowboard yesterday

Katharine: Wow Doug, I need to suck your dick off right now!

Steve: Doug has so much Bullschismo, the only snowboard he ever back flipped was on PS2.

Katharine: Doug, you’re a LOSER!
Bullschismo by ThugNugget227 August 2, 2008

Bullscratch 

More polite form of saying "bullshit"
Man, that's totally bullscratch!
Bullscratch by Raddox February 10, 2004